Racist Waitress Gets Canned

September 4, 2012


Ah, there is some justice in the world!

Some ignorant fool of a waitress at a Palo Alto restaurant called The Old Pro got canned for calling a couple of Asians “ching chongs.”

One word comes to mind: SUCKA.

Call people racist names = get fired. This is how the world should work all the time.

More about this here and here.



Miley Cyrus: Worst Celebrity Influence

October 30, 2009

It’s official.  Miley Cyrus is THE worst celebrity influence, beating out both Britney and Kanye.

What more is there to say?


Twana Chapman: Crazy Ass Parking Cop

October 26, 2009
Twana's Gonna Get You, Sucka!

Twana's Gonna Get You, Sucka!

Earlier this month, down in Chinatown NYC, some crazy parking cop mamed Twana Chapman tried to give Qiang Nian Zhu a parking ticket.  Sounds pretty normal.   After all, people get parking tickets all the time.  Oh wait… Except this time:

  • Zhu still had a minute left on his parking pass
  • Zhu’s wife was at the MuniMeter buying another pass
  • Chapman decided to give Zhu a ticket anyway
  • Zhu tried to cover his registration number so Chapman couldn’t see it… She responded by shouting at him and smacking him in the face with her scanner
  • Chapman supposedly then started shouting “You f—— Chinese, go back where you came from. All of you f—— Chinese,” at the crowd that was gathering
  • Zhu gets ARRESTED for some nonsense (obstructing administrative blah blah blah), spends 9 hours in jail, and is now facing criminal charges
  • All of this is captured on security camera footage

Wtf.  So the moral of the story is, even if you’re parked legally, cops can give you a ticket.  If you argue, you get smacked in the head and arrested.  Awesome.

More story and video footage here


Miley: Classy As Always

August 11, 2009

Miley Cyrus: Proving once again, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the stripper out of– wait a minute…

Last night at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley performed her song “Party In The USA.”  First, she emerges from what appears to be a big mobile home.  Go figure.  Then, she gave all her teen (and tween) fans a real treat when she hopped up on a ice cream cart and undulated around a tall, silver pole…


Um.  What?  Forget the fact that Miley sings like a wanna-be karaoke contest winner.  Forget the slightly questionable outfit she wore to the TEEN Choice Awards.  This is not okay.

Now, there are some idiots out there who think this was totally cool.  After all, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders dance around in little cheerleading outfits all the time, right?  Wrong.  Someone whose TARGET audience is made up of little girls should probably avoid slutting it up and pole-dancing on national TV.  Period.  I know there was that exotic dancing exercise craze a little while back…  But c’mon, how many 11-year old girls were enrolled in stripper dance class?

More on this ridiculousness here and here.  Video below (fast forward to 1:00, unless you really want to hear her sing).


UPDATE: Ed Norwick, the general manager of New York stripclub SCORES, has issued the following statement:

“While Miley did show off some skills, we at SCORES cannot encourage this kind of behavior for women under the legal age. If she’d like to come try out in a couple of years, our door’s open!”

HA! Looks like Miley’s got a future in entertainment after all…

Robert McFarland: Officer Douchebag

July 16, 2009

What would you do if your father or loved one had just undergone brain surgery a few months ago, but was suddenly on the floor having a seizure?

Officer Douchebag

Officer Douchebag

Well, if you’re like Adrainne Ledesma (or, I don’t know, pretty much anyone), you’d freak out and/or call 9-1-1.  That’s what she did.  What happened?  According to ABC News in Detroit, Sgt. Robert McFarland, the officer who picked up the call, admonishes her for cursing.  Yep.  Adrainne’s dad is writhing on the floor in the middle of a seizure and this douchebag decides it’d be a great time to lecture her… And then HANG UP ON HER.


So finally, when her dad is squared away and being looked after by her brother, Adrainne heads over to the police station to file a complaint.  What happened?



Check out the news report here:


The Valley (“Whites Only”) Club Pool

July 9, 2009

I don’t know why I’m still surprised to hear about this sort of crazy racist nonsense… But here it is:

A country club called The Valley Club in the suburbs of Philly is in some deep shit after they turned away a group of black and hispanic inner-city kids.  These kids had come to the club to use their swimming pool through an agreement with Creative Steps, Inc., a summer day camp.  Despite the fact that the kids had paid all the necessary dues, they were turned away from the club once the folks who worked there figured out that, oh no!, they’re not WHITE!  *GASP*

What was the response from the country club?

“There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club,” John Duesler, President of The Valley Swim Club said in a statement. – NBC Philly

That is some fucked up shit.


Sotomayor As An… Asian??

June 8, 2009

Check out this nonsense from the cover of the National Review’s latest issue: