Racist Waitress Gets Canned

September 4, 2012


Ah, there is some justice in the world!

Some ignorant fool of a waitress at a Palo Alto restaurant called The Old Pro got canned for calling a couple of Asians “ching chongs.”

One word comes to mind: SUCKA.

Call people racist names = get fired. This is how the world should work all the time.

More about this here and here.



Megan Lochte Is A Horrible Person

August 25, 2012

This is the first story in almost three years for which it was worth coming out of retirement…

Let’s break this down. Megan Lochte is Ryan Lochte’s sister. Four years ago, after returning from the Beijing Olympics, she went on a Maryland talk show and decided it was going to be hilarious to give her thoughts on China and Chinese/Asian people. Observe this worthless human being in the clip below:

What a lovely young lady. Here are some choice quotes:

Host: How long were you there?
Megan: We were there for over a week. China was chinked out.

Wow. Such respect for other cultures. It just warms my heart.

Megan: [describing China] Chinks, everywhere.

Right. At one point the host suggests Megan stop using that word. Megan’s brilliant response? “But it, like, fits them, because they’re like, chinks!”

Ah, I get it. Just like calling you a worthless racist retard is fitting because you’re, like, a worthless racist retard!

Megan goes on to say that Chinese people “drive like ninjas.” The host aptly points out that ninjas are actually Japanese in origin. To which the lovely Megan responds:

They’re whatever we want, they’re Asian.

They’re whatever we want. Wow. Words can’t even begin to describe the depths of her racism.

Jezebel broke this story. More on it here and here.

[Update: the racist douchebag known as Megan Lochte has made statements to Celebuzz saying the video clip was taken out of context. She claims that she was playing a character that was racist and that her racist rant does not reflect her personal views or opinions.

Okay, fine, let’s just for a moment say we believe her. THIS DOESN’T CHANGE MUCH. You can’t go around saying that stuff. Let’s give it the racist litmus test: what would have happened if she did the same thing after visiting Africa? Would she have had the ovaries to go on television and start spouting the N-word, talking about fried chicken and watermelon? Mmmm… Methinks not. So why is it all of a sudden social commentary if you’re doing it with Asian people? Sorry, Megan. You’re still a racist douche.]

Twana Chapman: Crazy Ass Parking Cop

October 26, 2009
Twana's Gonna Get You, Sucka!

Twana's Gonna Get You, Sucka!

Earlier this month, down in Chinatown NYC, some crazy parking cop mamed Twana Chapman tried to give Qiang Nian Zhu a parking ticket.  Sounds pretty normal.   After all, people get parking tickets all the time.  Oh wait… Except this time:

  • Zhu still had a minute left on his parking pass
  • Zhu’s wife was at the MuniMeter buying another pass
  • Chapman decided to give Zhu a ticket anyway
  • Zhu tried to cover his registration number so Chapman couldn’t see it… She responded by shouting at him and smacking him in the face with her scanner
  • Chapman supposedly then started shouting “You f—— Chinese, go back where you came from. All of you f—— Chinese,” at the crowd that was gathering
  • Zhu gets ARRESTED for some nonsense (obstructing administrative blah blah blah), spends 9 hours in jail, and is now facing criminal charges
  • All of this is captured on security camera footage

Wtf.  So the moral of the story is, even if you’re parked legally, cops can give you a ticket.  If you argue, you get smacked in the head and arrested.  Awesome.

More story and video footage here


Playmobil’s “Asian” Family

September 25, 2009

Squinty eyes?  Check.

Ugly ass bowl haircuts?  Check.

Giant camera around dad’s neck?  Check.

All we’re missing is a math textbook, a kung-fu outfit, and the Laundromat/Grocery Store/Nail Salon playset!  Way to go, Playmobil!

Ching Chong Family!

Ching Chong Family!

Teaching stereotypes, one child at a time.



Just FYI: “Indian Giver”

August 10, 2009

Just for your info, wikipedia theorizes that the etymology of the above phrase is as follows:

It is unclear exactly how this expression came to be, but the consensus is that it is based on Native Americans having a distinctly different sense of property ownership as opposed to those of European ancestry. One theory holds that early European settlers in North America misinterpreted aid and goods they received from Native Americans as “gifts,” when in fact they were intended to be offered in trade, as many tribes operated economically by some form of barter system, or a gift economy where reciprocal giving was practiced.[6] It is also theorized that this stereotype may have been coined or exaggerated by the conquering European groups to denigrate the native people as dishonest and thereby justify their conquest.[6] A popular myth started by Europeans tells of early settlers trading firearms to a group of Native Americans for maize, who then promptly turned the guns on the Europeans and reclaimed their crop.

Just something to think about the next time you use or hear that phrase.


The Valley (“Whites Only”) Club Pool

July 9, 2009

I don’t know why I’m still surprised to hear about this sort of crazy racist nonsense… But here it is:

A country club called The Valley Club in the suburbs of Philly is in some deep shit after they turned away a group of black and hispanic inner-city kids.  These kids had come to the club to use their swimming pool through an agreement with Creative Steps, Inc., a summer day camp.  Despite the fact that the kids had paid all the necessary dues, they were turned away from the club once the folks who worked there figured out that, oh no!, they’re not WHITE!  *GASP*

What was the response from the country club?

“There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club,” John Duesler, President of The Valley Swim Club said in a statement. – NBC Philly

That is some fucked up shit.


Sotomayor As An… Asian??

June 8, 2009

Check out this nonsense from the cover of the National Review’s latest issue: